Flash!
Hot off the presses and into cyber space.....
Delaware Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell has told the world....
"I am NOT a witch!
But through our very thorough search of YouTube (so it must be true) we found this O'Donnell ad with proof of the contrary.
I dunno. Maybe it's a Halloween thing. Anyway, it's back to YouTube. Here's a tried and true method to determine if Ms. O'Donnell is, indeed, a witch.....courtesy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
If she can float.....she must be made of wood. And if she's made of wood....she can float like a duck. And if she weighs more than a duck.....
One more question.....is she responsible for turning this guy into a......
And he never got better?
3 comments:
I can't believe she actually had an ad made where she denies being a witch and then says she is just like me!! LOLOL! NO she is NOT like me!
Hmmmmmm, Sue. Just like you, heh?
Are YOU made of wood?
Do YOU weigh more than a duck?
Hugh it's not polite to ask a womans weight... but yes I weigh more that a duck :0)
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