Sunday, March 28, 2010

Life In The Totalitarian State; Day Six; Legalizing Pot in California....AND DC?

Some conservative pundits have stated that the enactment of the HealthCare Reform Bill would lead to socialism and totalitarianism in the United States. This is my on going diary charting life under the boot of American totalitarianism.

Well, its been six days since the signing of the healthcare reform bill, and more signs that the country is going to hell in a handbasket.

Today, Palm Sunday, I went to mass....and the crucifix on the altar was draped with a red cloth!!!! And the priest was wearing red vestments as well. It can only mean one thing....even the Catholic Church (US version only) has....well, do I have to spell it out for ya?

And then this bit of news from the Washington Post....California could be legalizing pot this year...and the District of Columbia could be next!.

It could be a plot- what if marijuana was legalized in DC. If you think that things moved slowly in Congress before, just wait. Orrin Hatch bobbing his head up and down listening to MOTORHEAD. John Boehner going before the House and saying in a monotone, "Hell no you can't...oh- I said this before? Really? Cool....ahhh what was I so pissed off about? Oh....okay- anybody see my smokes?....heheheeheh!"

Not to mention the proliferation of BASKIN AND ROBBINS, BEN AND JERRY'S, and Häagen-Dazs franchises sprouting up on the National Mall opposite the Capitol!

Can you imagine a government office reduced to THIS???? Check out this video...

WOW!!! On second thought, man....this this totalitarian stuff might not be so bad after all....

Gotta stop.....I forgot what I was going to say.

Anybody remember what I did with those SNICKERS?

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