Friday, March 26, 2010

Life In The Totalitarian State; Day Four- Dog In "Red State" Attacks Police Car

Some conservative pundits have stated that the enactment of the HealthCare Reform Bill would lead to socialism and totalitarianism in the United States. This is my on going diary charting life under the boot of American totalitarianism.

The first indication that the rebellion has indeed begun was evident when a pit bull mix in Tennessee attacked a police car, damaging the front bumper and tires.

The dog, named "Winston", must now wear a a special tag that says "Potentially Dangerous", and MUST attend "obedience and canine good citizen classes".

Hmmmm.....probably he's being reprogrammed with socialist doctrine, don't you think?

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